I was Violated!

A few years back, I was dating a scientist, who worked in a lab and loved; simply loved animals... She was 26, and extremely fun intelectually and sexually...Her household was filled with pets. The usual stuff, but on a scale that dwarfed Noah's ark practically.
She had 5 dogs (all overfed by the way), 3 cats, a gerbill, a Hamster habitat(I lost count on how many), A Parrot, some doves, an Albino snake of some sort( huge one, like 6' or more), three salt water aquariums the largest of which was 400 gallons. She also had frogs, a lizard, and a collection of crabs, and not just the tree crabs popular with little kids.
She had all these animals INSIDE a 2 Bedroom, 1 Bath, wood frame house. The house was clean, and FILLED with plants, and lots of lighting that made every room exotic... Plus this animal print motif on nearly every piece of furniture...The Dogs, 3 which were labs and the other two golden retrievers...roamed in and out at will...through a doggie door set-up.
After we had been lovers for a while, I realized that, without meaning to, we had almost always had sex at her place....eventually in EVERY room, and in all kinds of ways. It was very much like, well, like animals in a jungle...Since the plants were so prevalent, you often could not see across a room....
So one night, on a more "boring" day, we were deep into it, on her bed (hey sometimes a bed is very good, especially with a footboard for added leverage....)

I was concentrating on maintaining all the contact points(if you don't know what that means people, i am not telling, because I can't give away my best sex secrets).......
And we were close.....very close...to that explosion point we all seek (okay some of you may actually NOT seek what you have not experienced...yet.)
I was on top, since that is what the whole using the footboard for leverage thing does for the man....

and concentrating, AGAIN on the max contact points and sensing our first climax,when all of a sudden...
I felt it...it was cold. Wet, and hairy, but slithered like a snake...and it was nosing its way to that special spot, some of us call a "taint'.... It was shocking, mind rocking, and de-frocking(since what little sheets that were still on us, flew off!).
In a Millisecond, I jumped up, completely upright! I mean, me, and my little guy(okay not so little guy, but its all relative einstein), were standing up like a reverse squat thrust/Saturn Rocket at lift off...
In less than 2/10 of a second the following happened as I stood up : I had an intense, and guilt filled orgasm; the girl, who also realized some cross between a snake and a rat, was now between her legs instead of mine and kicked at it, missed, and caught my highly vulnerable parts SQUARE ON! (we are talking wheelhouse here baseball fans), She screamed, I screamed, and threw my head back, having no clue one could go from intense pleasure, to intense pain in 2/10 ths of a second....
But that was not all: As I yelled in pain, I threw my head pack, trying to reflex from the misdirected kick, and of course, made perfect contact with the ceiling fan, running on high behind me!
At the end of the 2/10 ths of a second interval, as I blacked out from the head trauma....I glimpsed the rat/snake mutant animal....which only had three legs...It was her pet ferret, which I knew nothing of til just then....
When I came to, about 5 minutes later...she had no ice on my head, no ice between my legs, and no apologies ready, at all.... She was busy calming her ferret!
The ferret, she explained was nocturnal, and had lost its leg BECAUSE she kept it caged at night....so she made it a regular practice to let it loose in her bedroom, (where it usually played in her closet all night while she slept) so it would be safe!
She was MAD at me! I actually walked into the back yard, hosed myself off to awaken, and gathered my clothes to go home...
Lesson: Stay away from Girls with Three legged ferrets!